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Sep 17, 2013 -- 1:14pm

 

 
Hey Rude,
 
I heard you mention me as one of the potential participants in the officially unofficial ranking of the college top 4 teams.
 
If you want, I can call this in on the fan line.  You can use it for whatever week you would like to.  I'm flexible that way; kind of like those cirque people, only with words.
 
Here goes....
 
 
I was selected by the crack committee on the Rude Awakening, to prognosticate as to what the top 4 college football teams are.  Now, as a former resident of New Jersey, it is against our bylaws to watch college football, so, that makes this duty all the more challenging, but being a yankee, I have an opinion on just about everything and feel that my opinion is the right one.
 
In high school, whenever I didn't study for a test, I created a rule, or say a creed that I would follow.  Copy off the short Semitic kid's paper. The closest I can come to this is to take Jason Cofar's pick, so, at number one, I select Alabama.  Unlike Jason, though, I am not doing this while wearing a tattered cap that even Mel would throw back into the gutter.
 
At number 2, I am picking the Texas A&M Aggies.  I know they're not that good, but by selecting Johnny Football's team, I am guaranteed the attention that would have eluded a more conventional pick.  I'm doing it so people will say, "Can you believe that?!"  Just like they say when they see Perry in the supermarket wearing his FILA gear and outdated headband.
 
At number 3, I'm really going off the board by selecting Notre Dame, also known as the Fighting Irish.  This is my 3rd pick, because I know that by hearing the name Notre Dame, Leo's hangover will subside enough to allow him to say things other than Maddox, Warshington and bricks.  Leo, keep in mind though, you're on the air, so, "Rebecca, where are my pants?!" is probably not an option.
 
Finally, for number 4, I wanted to enlist the services of Jason Joel of Mall of Georgia Chrysler Dodge Jeep fame.  I know that he calls in his commercial spots from the deck in back of his home.  I was approaching him, quietly, when things got a little awkward for me.  In light of that, I have some advice for Jason.  "Please, close your robe!"
 
I departed, without asking his advice and so, I am forced to make the number 4 pick on my own.
 
For this pick, I am going with Clemson, for the time honored reason that holds as much credence as any. 
 
I stayed there, one night.
 
Thank you for your time, gentlemen....and Perry.
 
Take care,
Jay
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The 1st/2nd best team in the ACC (Clemson) beats the 1st/2nd best team in the SEC (Georgia)
The 3rd/4th best team in the ACC (Miami) beats the 3rd/4th best team in the SEC (Florida)
 
The apocholypse is near!!!
 
 
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Gary Hosmer
Go Gators
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Braves heading downward as we approach the playoffs, Falcons can't score TD's in the red zone - btw, Michael Turner can drop touchdowns more gracefully than that!!
 
 
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Gary Hosmer
Go Gators
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Enough of MLB and NFL. Please talk about college football. Including Perry's USC team losing along with Leo's Notte Dame.
Thanks

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Ask Matt if he had to sleep on the couch after begging the officials to make every call against AU when he did WSU game?  Homer Stinchcomb.

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Morning Crew,

 

What if the Saints aren’t actually that good in the end…what does that say about us as a team?

 

 

DiMaggio

Dear DiMaggio,

That the Falcons arent as good as they need to be to beat the Saints...maybe next year.

Rude

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hey rude my supervisor use to listen to you back in the day but said your music started to suck so she stopped listening to you. lol! i almost bit-- slapped her. ha ha! anyway she grew up in the 50's and said she remembers when certain albums were actually blue instead of black.  She says Bobby Darin had an album that was actually blue. we could not confirm this on the internet so i told her hey let me check with the " Rude One"... no not Prince but the other Rude one. lol!
so do you remember any LP's that were actually blue.  Love Ya Rude! take care!
 
 
watler
 
Dear Watler,
Unfortunately, many radio stations are programmed by folks who don't LIVE the music. They're are guys in suits who work in laboratories trying to keep their jobs. Therefore, programming becomes a scientific process (something you can prove on paper called "research") as opposed to an art form. This, in my opinion, is what killed what used to be called "rock" radio (do a google search)
Rude
p.s. the folks on the air usually have no control of what music is being played.
 
p.s.s.
I didn't play music when I did mornings. Usually jocks today have to follow a playlist... That's why radio sucks:) I have lots of colored vinyl...red. Pink. Green
 
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