Rude2@aol.com

Jun 08, 2013 -- 8:57am

 

Perry, tomorrow around 7:30 am, ask Leo if it's ok for kids who are 19, 18, 17, 16 years old to take ped's.  Leo doesn't seem to think it's an issue for mlb, but what about little league?

________________________________________

KUDOS, TO PERRY THE GREEK, THE RUDE AWAKENING’S VERSION OF JIMMY THE GREEK, ONLY WITHOUT THE 2 MARTINI RACISM, HOWEVER, WITH A GIANT NAPOLEON COMPLEX, WHICH MIGHT BE AN OXYMORON.

 

PERRY’S PREDICTIONS THIS WEEK FOR THE NBA FINALS HAVE INCLUDED THE FOLLOWING;

“THE SERIES COULD GO 4 GAMES.”

“THE SERIES COULD GO 5 GAMES.”

“IT MIGHT GO 6 GAMES.”

AND MY FAVORITE, “IF IT GOES PAST 6 GAMES, I COULD SEE THIS BEING A 7 GAME SERIES!”

 

HE OF COURSE BACKED ALL THIS UP WITH, “IF THE HEAT DOESN’T WIN THE SERIES, I THINK THE SPURS WILL BE THE CHAMPIONS.”

 

THANKS PERRY!

 

LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FALL, WHEN YOU WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE ANNOUNCING THAT THE FALCONS COULD GO  0 AND 16 OR 16 AND 0, OR ANY RECORD IN BETWEEN.

 

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE EXPECTING YOUR CHILDREN AND YOU WOULD BE ASKED IF IT’S GOING TO BE A BOY OR A GIRL AND YOU WOULD UNHESITATINGLY REPLY, “YES!”

 

TAKE CARE, Jay Priday

__________________________________________

Amazing job by Julio Teheran! He and Gerald Laird were terrific yesterday. They had the Pirate hitters baffled all afternoon. The Teheran/Laird combo deserves a lot of credit for stellar execution in Wednesday's game!
 
But GEE, that INGE, he spoiled a possible JULI-NO!
 
Aaron
From: Grand Cayman, C.I.
_____________________________________
 
Sorry that Juan is gone! Hope he does well in MIL.
 
But the Braves are in impressive man! This team reminds me of the '03 and '99 Braves.
 
Obviously the big difference is that this team swings and misses a lot. But they also swing and connect a lot too.
 
The 2013 Braves hit, throw and catch the ball well. They have solid starting pitching, a good bullpen and closer that would scare the DEVIL!
 
I think this combination is a nice formula for having a great regular season and tremendous success in the postseason!
 
Hopefully great things await the Braves this October!
 
Take care guys! And Stay Cool Atlanta!
 
Aaron
From: Grand Cayman, C.I. 
______________________________________
 
yo perry i think we need to bring back your segment of the show called Perry's word of the day. per mel the high paid qb's are teriating the league. would you please explain what that word means to us illiterate listeners of the show. lol!
 
walter
______________________________________
 
Not sure about the rest of the SEC, but at least two schools are able to read and cipher better than his beloved Ohio State University
 
OSU average combined score for Reading and Math is 1250
 
University of Florida combined is 1260
 
Vanderbilt is ...hold onto your hats... 1465
 
 
UGA is 1225 so I figure they can read and cipher pretty dang good too.
 
The rest aren't so pretty, i.e.   Tennessee - 1165, LSU - 1160, Bama 1130...all well below Ohio State.
 
 
 
 
 

 
______________
Gary Hosmer
Go Gators
_____________________________________
 

The kids today start their conversation with “I mean”. As if they had said something already and are clarifying but they are starting the conversation with it. Also, the athletics like to say “most definitely”.

 

Dana Flowers

_____________________________________

Good Morning Mr. Rude,

Thanks for the humorous, informative conversation about can openers.  Funny how an "advancement" has become less popular.
 
My guess that the electric can opener will not become extinct because the device is popular enough among restaurants, brides, and people with arthritis or other hand ailment.

Thanks,

Kevin


 

Return to: Christopher Rude Blog