Perry, tomorrow around 7:30 am, ask Leo if it's ok for kids who are 19, 18, 17, 16 years old to take ped's. Leo doesn't seem to think it's an issue for mlb, but what about little league?
KUDOS, TO PERRY THE GREEK, THE RUDE AWAKENING’S VERSION OF JIMMY THE GREEK, ONLY WITHOUT THE 2 MARTINI RACISM, HOWEVER, WITH A GIANT NAPOLEON COMPLEX, WHICH MIGHT BE AN OXYMORON.
PERRY’S PREDICTIONS THIS WEEK FOR THE NBA FINALS HAVE INCLUDED THE FOLLOWING;
“THE SERIES COULD GO 4 GAMES.”
“THE SERIES COULD GO 5 GAMES.”
“IT MIGHT GO 6 GAMES.”
AND MY FAVORITE, “IF IT GOES PAST 6 GAMES, I COULD SEE THIS BEING A 7 GAME SERIES!”
HE OF COURSE BACKED ALL THIS UP WITH, “IF THE HEAT DOESN’T WIN THE SERIES, I THINK THE SPURS WILL BE THE CHAMPIONS.”
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FALL, WHEN YOU WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE ANNOUNCING THAT THE FALCONS COULD GO 0 AND 16 OR 16 AND 0, OR ANY RECORD IN BETWEEN.
I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE EXPECTING YOUR CHILDREN AND YOU WOULD BE ASKED IF IT’S GOING TO BE A BOY OR A GIRL AND YOU WOULD UNHESITATINGLY REPLY, “YES!”
TAKE CARE, Jay Priday
The kids today start their conversation with “I mean”. As if they had said something already and are clarifying but they are starting the conversation with it. Also, the athletics like to say “most definitely”.
Good Morning Mr. Rude,
Thanks for the humorous, informative conversation about can openers. Funny how an "advancement" has become less popular.
My guess that the electric can opener will not become extinct because the device is popular enough among restaurants, brides, and people with arthritis or other hand ailment.
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