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Jun 01, 2013 -- 12:04pm

 

Mr. Rude,
 
Thanks for a great show!
 
The BCS selection should be composed completely of NFL scouts.  They are already well informed about the teams and players.  Because of their vast knowledge, they could probably meet once and be very effective.  Each NFL GM could select one of their scouts each year to be on the committee.

The names of the members of the committee and the deliberations should be secret.  If the names are known and the deliberations are open, opportunities for abuse, scandal, and verbal attacks on the members would increase.
 
What do you think?
 
Thanks,
 
Kevin
 
Kevin,
Its a thought. Lets put it to a vote? Are NFL scouts the only ones that can be trusted with such an important task?
rude
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OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO,
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From Mr. Ben Brown.
 
Dear Mr Brown
I have forwarded all of the requested information. Where do I pick up my check?
Rude
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Wardrobe creep

The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.

Becky: Darling, I'm just putting my long dress from Kirsty's wedding in your wardrobe - I've run out of hangers in mine. Is that ok?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?

To whom it may concern,

While I appreciate your humorous definition...it fails to encompass one of my co-workers.

Perry Laurentino is also a Wardrobe Creep. The guy/girl who refuses to update their own wardrobe and yet feels entitled to comment on others apparel.

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Holy shiznit, Kevin is clearly drinking 100 proof vodka for breakfast!!!!!!!!!! Give me a break! There iszero, absolutely no chance of Medlen going to the bullpen. He’s our best pitcher and pitched well in last years playoff game, it wasn’t his fault he had to give 4 outs in 3 different innings!

 

Ben Magyer      
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Chris,

 

Explain to Leo that the Braves can not go wire to wire because on the fourth day of the 2013 season the Braves were one game behind the Nats.

 

Hey Leo...Oh never mind...

rude

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He was called white chocolate because he acted liked a black guy.
 
 

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The reason other hispanics do not like to be called mexican is because they look down on mexicans. Ask any central american or cuban.
 
Big Bobby

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