


Hey Rude,
In a strange twist to the already twisted Kobe Bryant saga, it appears that the biggest purchaser of Andy Reid memorabilia is Pamela Bryant, Kobe’s Mom, who has already bought several items, even some without food stains on them, and has put them in Kobe’s old bedroom.
She thought she had found an old wallet in one of the pants pockets but it turns out it was just an unfinished wad of beef jerky.
Take care,

JAY PRIDAY
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David J. Hostetle
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I would imagine that growing up with a gay twin brother might be a pain in the butt.
A few signs, your brother might be gay.
He makes out with you.
Posts a “clothing optional” sign in the bedroom you share with him.
Insists on sharing your bed, claiming that twins who cuddle at night will either win a lottery or go on to be a center square on Hollywood Squares.
A “guy” friend of his asks, “Do you kiss as good as your brother?”
Finally, all the music selections that you find on his Ipod are the exact same ones you would find on Chuck Oliver’s.